Band VS Orchestra: A Roasting Session Between Brass, Woodwinds & String Instruments

If you're trying to decide whether to play in a band or in an orchestra, or if you already play in one and want to tell the other why you're better, watch this roasting session! Topics that are covered include: pizzicato vs staccato, bow hair vs air, broken reeds vs broken strings, rosin vs valve oil, and gum chewing and spit valves. Did we miss anything that makes band or orchestra superior to the other?